ARMED ROBBER GOES ON THE RUN, GETS MOCKED ONLINE

Armed Robber Goes On The Run, Gets Mocked Online
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ARMED ROBBER GOES ON THE RUN, GETS MOCKED ONLINE



Written by Dont Panic
23 Wednesday 23rd December 2015

This is becoming something of a regular feature for us, thankfully. Up there in that actual mug shot is a guy called Lewis Thompson, a convicted armed robber who fled South Wales's HMP Prescoed during his indeterminate sentence with a minimum of 42 months in prison.

Gwent Police has shared his picture over Facebook in the hope that someone will recognise him, provide useful information or at the very least share the alert along. But as this is the world we live in, the internet responded with a resounding "NOPE". 

As such, comments beneath Thompson's picture now exclusively concern the size, shape and scale of his cranium, here are a couple that gave up some laffs.

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'I don't think you will catch him. He has had a huge headstart.'

'Looks like a roll on deodorant with eyes lol'

'Have a look at the bottom of a hill where all the Kings horses and all the Kings men are gathering'

'He's with his mate Pinky trying to take over the world again'

'Wonder if he's got skinny legs? Looks like a sperm'

'Foreheads bigger than my future'

'Comments seem a bit harsh tbh you should all leave him alone, obviously got a lot on his mind'

'So he's eggscaped *three crying laughter emojis*'

'If he stands more than 5 mins, Banksy will have a mural on that fod'

'He failed to return at midnight so his head turned into a pumpkin'

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We will update as the situation develops.

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