12 OF BORIS JOHNSON'S MOST INFAMOUS INSULTS

12 of Boris Johnson's Most Infamous Insults
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12 OF BORIS JOHNSON'S MOST INFAMOUS INSULTS



Written by Dont Panic
27 Thursday 27th April 2017

Earlier today, current foreign secretary (!!!) Boris Johnson made best use of his Oxbridge education and extensive vocabulary by calling Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn a "mutton-headed old mugwump" in a column for The Sun. This isn't the first time Boris has talked a load of shit about a person or place, check out some of the Tory's most infamous insults...

People

On Hillary Clinton…

"She's got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital"

On Vladimir Putin…

“Despite looking a bit like Debby The house Elf, he is a ruthless and manipulative tyrant.”

On George W. Bush…

“A cross-eyed Texan warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomises the arrogant of American foreign policy”

On François Hollande…

“If Hollande wants to administer punishment beatings to anybody who seeks to escape [the EU], in the manner of some world war two movie, I don’t think that is the way forward.”

On Arnold Schwarzenegger…

"My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg."

On why women go into higher education...

"‘They’ve got to find men to marry."

Places

On DR Congo…

“No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles”

On Africa…

“The continent may be a blot, but it is not a blot upon our conscience. The problem is not that we were once in charge, but that we are not in charge any more.”

On the Commonwealth…

“It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies”

On Papua New Guinea…

“For 10 years we in the Tory Party have become used to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing.”

On Liverpool…

“Liverpool is a handsome city with a tribal sense of community… A combination of economic misfortune…­ and an excessive predilection for welfarism have created a peculiar, and deeply unattractive, psyche among many Liverpudlians. "They ... see themselves, whenever possible as victims, and resent their victim status, yet at the same time they wallow in it.

"Part of this flawed psychological state is that they cannot accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it, thereby deepening their sense of shared tribal grievance against the rest of society."

On Amsterdam…

“Sleazy”

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