23 Thursday 23rd July 2015
There's a new Twitter account that's suddenly become very popular as of late. It's goes by the name Get In The Sea, and it calls out the twee, the ridiculous and the absurd in SCREAMING ALL CAPS. While it can be pretty entertaining, shitposting about expensive coffee and jokes about hipsters eventually make for a miserable read. But then butthurt loves company as the old saying goes, so more power to whatever pompous celibate is running it. He's even flogging GITS mugs now.
Anyways, Liam Hanson, a cheeky chappy from the Isle of Mann, was recently blown into the sea while on a bouncy castle. Douglas Borough Council said of the incident:
"An incident occurred on the Promenade this afternoon [Saturday] involving inflatable play equipment and a child ended up in the sea. They have been taken to Nobles as a precaution. All similar play equipment has now been closed and the incident will be fully investigated. The Parade and After Party are not involved in the incident and will continue as planned."
I mean that's just brilliant, isn't it? Plus look at Liam - being a right little scamp while he eat toast in hospital. Class.
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