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Written by Robert Foster
08 Monday 08th April 2013

We truly live in wonderous, progressive times, and no clearer sign of that is the new can design from Pennsylvania's Slyfox's Helles Beer. Despite including the odious term 'craft' into the name of their beer (when that word is applied to beer, coffee and grilled meat, your douche-dar should be bleeping furiously in your pocket) the people at Slyfox seem like the kind of thoughtful, chill guys who understand that occasionally it's nice to not taste aluminium on your upper lip and have restricted access to liquid, but equally, it's impracticle to carry a tumbler on your person at all times. It's with that very dilemma in mind that they've made it so the whole damn lid comes off the beer when you tug at the ringpull.

The future is now!

If you want to have a dull man with a beard ruin lager for you forever by talking about it for four and a half minutes, look no further:

The worst guy ever, surely.

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