18 Thursday 18th December 2014
A company called PYRO has just launched a product called the FIRESHOOTER. The wrist strap, which is described as both 'sleek' and 'black', can shoot a little ball of fire that looks like it's eminating from your palm. Rad.
The promo video is something to behold, mainly because everyone in it could have literally been fapping to a Criss Angel DVD while they filmed it. If you want to impress your friends (or possibly convince them you're a magician/juggalo/rapist) then pre-order the PYRO FIRESHOOTER from the website.
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