DAVID CAMERON BANS PORN

David Cameron Bans Porn
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DAVID CAMERON BANS PORN



Written by Aisha Nozari
22 Monday 22nd July 2013

Brace yourselves. According to the Daily Fail David Cameron has banned porn today. Almost.

Cameron has introduced extensive restrictions on internet pornography. As a nation we really love a bitta internet, 19 million British households are currently connected to that cute little global system of interconnected computer networks. If you were to sum up our generation in hashtags (that's so internet) it would be, like, #tumblr, #cats, #wankingprofuselyoverselenagomezcrotchshots, or something like that. However, the latter may be about to become something of a luxury.

Cameron has determined that every household connected to the internet will have porn blocked, unless they request to receive it. How much does that suck? I can just see my dad now, being all 'I just have to step outside to make a business call' when really he's upstairs using his 'quiet voice' to tell the guy from Virgin that 'no restrictions are necessary.'

Basically - this may be the last chance you'll ever get to watch that Fred Durst sex tape. So WANK, WANK FOR YOUR LIVES! WANK YOUR LITTLE HEARTS OUT WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!

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