DEAR NAKED DIRTY SANCHEZ GUY, THANKS FOR THE CONTENT

Dear Naked Dirty Sanchez Guy, Thanks For The Content
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DEAR NAKED DIRTY SANCHEZ GUY, THANKS FOR THE CONTENT



Written by Jack Blocker
01 Monday 01st June 2015

If Dirty Sanchez was the more obscene, more obnoxious and altogether lesser version of Jackass, then Matthew Pritchard was definitely the bargain bin Steve-O. I can't really remember, but I think he was best known for stapling his bellend to a 2X4.

That was obviously a good skill to have on the CV, because far from slamming skag in a bedsit in Newport, forgotten, depressed and bankrupt, Pritchard is still sought out for celeb appearances. In a way. He's recently been involved with the Gumball 3000 rally, the car race in which millionaire tossers take a break from masturbating in front of a mirror to race around a continent in expensive supercars.

On a flight between two legs of the race (I guess you can't drive the whole thing) Pritchard took too much Xanax and drank too much beer. So he got naked and pissed on Dolph Lundgren. 

There weren't any photos of him pissing on Dolph. I feel robbed.

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