For this Monday morning's desperate scramble for content, we're turning to the one resource that's always plentiful - and proudly manufactured in the UK: Banter! The well-spring of this elixir is particularly fruitful during a bank holiday, when an extra lie in ensures people across the nation will drink more, shout more and just generally be worse pieces of shit than usual.
Like this stag do in Stockport, who took their soon to be married mate, stripped him naked and duct-taped him to a lamp-post outside of a Wetherspoons. The fact it was still day time when they did it makes you proud to be British; the fact they also taped a pint - with a handy straw - to his chest makes you want to bellow Jerusalem until the next bank holiday.
Here's what the culprits look like. Because of course they do.
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