DEARS OSCARS, THANKS FOR THE CONTENT

Dears Oscars, Thanks For The Content
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DEARS OSCARS, THANKS FOR THE CONTENT



Written by Jack Blocker
23 Monday 23rd February 2015

Firstly, let's talk about John Travolta. People seem to be enjoying the various shots of the actor pawing female celebs like he's searching for the switch in a dark room (see above), so I'll bosh some of those here for you too. In one particularly strained moment of Hollywood contrition, the Academy had Travolta present an award with Idina Menzel, whose name he mangled when introducing her last year.

If you doubted Travolta was a fucking freak or that Hollywood is just a collection of awful, self-aggrandising drug addicts, then you need only to look at these pics.

On the award front, Eddie Redmayne won best actor, Birdman best film, Julianne Moore best actress and Alejandro González Iñárritu took Best Director. If you care about the other awards then I really feel for you, man. It must have been soul-destroying when no-one showed for your 'Oscars party' for the third year in a row. However, I will say that JK Simmons took a well-deserved Best Supporting Actor for Whiplash - which was great.

He had a pretty good speech, to boot.

What else happened? Trust me, if I knew I'd tell you. Sadly, the only other bit of content to pad out this post will be that big Oscar doing cocaine. Class.

If you can't appreciate this a second time round, then you can't appreciate art at all.

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