When the flurry of food, presents and arguments turns into a long, crushing lull, turn to this randomly collated list of Christmas content to get you back into the festive spirit. From butt plugs to Kate Nash via a lot of sweaters, there's something for everyone; why not put a bow on it and place under the tree? (The digital tree, because this is the future and new media etc etc ENJOY)

Don't Read The Comments Section: 'Muppets Christmas Carol' 

XXXMas: Giant Butt Plug Destroyed In Parisian Square

Christopher Walken In The Air

Beard Baubles - Worst Idea Ever?

Devilish Christmas Jumpers For Festive Satanists

Ugly Christmas Sweater Ideas, If We Must

When Hotline Bling Meets Christmas

Thom Yorke's Letter To Father Christmas

Benedict Cumberbatch's Christmas Wish List

Christmas Cards For The Scrooge In Your Life

Meet Cool Guy Father Christmas #YorkdaleFashionSanta

Ruin Christmas With These Knitted Morrissey Dolls

Bloomingdale's Apologises For Date-Rapey Christmas Ad

Videogames For Christmas!!!!

The Worst 'Alt' Christmas Songs, Ever