In this new series we search out the creme de le creme of oddball user comments, and ask readers to spare a thought for the lost souls who write them.
This week: Muppets Christmas Carol - 'It Feels Like Christmas'
We're feeling festive here at the Don't Panic office, so naturally we've been rinsing the only Christmas album worth rinsing: the Muppets Christmas Carol soundtrack.
It was in the midst of a festive refrain with Kermit the frog that we noticed this absolutely mind-boggling exchange instigated by YouTube user 'MrWhitman'.
This tense discussion moves quickly from inanity to hostility to tragedy, and concludes with the most left-field message of consolement we've ever seen.
Remember, at every stage along the way, it's just worth asking yourself - why?