28 Thursday 28th May 2015
If you think good banter extends to lighting your pubes on fire while you neck sambuca, then you obviously haven't been to eastern Europe. One man in Poland drank a few too many cans of Zubr and decided to hop into a bear enclosure at a local zoo. Witnesses all agree that he was probably drunk, and definitely a lad.
After taking off his trousers he scaled the fence, walked up to the bear and shoved his arm in its gob. Realising the bear might not give it back, he boshed it on the head until it let go.
Smart move. I bet all the folks who've lost an arm to a bear feel pretty foolish now.
Maybe he mistook the bear for the buffalo on the Zubr tin, and wanted to thank him for brewing such a delicious Polish lager:
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