DUREX FUNDAWEAR

Durex Fundawear
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DUREX FUNDAWEAR



Written by Jack Blocker
19 Friday 19th April 2013

If you’re sick and tired of actual sex with hot girls or hot boys, and would prefer having a series of electrical charges prod at your genitals instead, then look no further than Durex’s Fundawear! Durex hopes Fundawear will allow couples to round third base using their iPhones, even if they are a thousand miles apart. However, my cynical self thinks that it will just result in a lot of lonely people who look like they’re stuck on a really hard Angry Birds level.

But maybe that’s a good thing. Many of us worry about the social stigma of not masturbating - I know I certainly do. In this day and age it seems that if you’re not jacking it at least 3 times a day you might as well be tarred and feathered, marched naked through the street, and then sent to live in a scary cave full of pornography. So even if you don’t have a long distance lover to zap your junk at inopportune moments, you can at least brag to your friends and family about how you now masturbate all the time –you’ll probably be masturbating as you tell them this! 

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