EDIBLE ANUSES, MAKE YOUR OWN ARTISAN GIN AND PERSONALISED PANTS - FIREBOX.COM REALLY UNDERSTANDS OUR V-DAY NEEDS

Edible Anuses, Make Your Own Artisan Gin and Personalised Pants - Firebox.com really understands our V-day needs
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EDIBLE ANUSES, MAKE YOUR OWN ARTISAN GIN AND PERSONALISED PANTS - FIREBOX.COM REALLY UNDERSTANDS OUR V-DAY NEEDS



Written by Don't Panic
30 Friday 30th January 2015

Valentines. A day that pigeon holes the nation into those who are partnered off and those who aren't. 

As you go about your daily routine you'll find yourself surrounded by a wonderful mix of the heinously smug couples - all misty eyed and gooey, fused together at the hips, lips and other bits.
 
 
The 'woe is me' singletons who spend their day offloading onto social media and whining about how 'all men are bastards' and those who don't really give a fuck either way. 
 
It all makes for some pretty great people watching.

But, however you choose to spend your V-day there is one thing for sure - February 14th is there to indulge in and fortunately I have found a gift site with a Valentine's selection to suit the needs of every individual.

Use Don't Panic code 10DONTPANIC to get money off the cute, crass and collectable at Firebox.com and bring a little bit of bum... uh, I mean fun… to your evening with the 'Edible Anus' chocolates.
 
Or let your bb know it's serious by presenting them with your face on a pair of personalised y-fronts.
 
And then there's my personal fave- impress your date with an evening spent making your own artisan Gin from the comfort of your kitchen. Best night in ever?! I'll take ice and a slice with that please.
 
If you're spending Valentine's on your jack jones, not to worry, for there is always the lure of the bottle of marshmallow vodka. But FOR GOD'S SAKE please don't just stay in watching Bridget Jones for the umpteenth time (no doubt it will be gracing our TVs again), get out there and remember how much fun it is to just be you!
 
 
Check out the full range at Firebox.com and remember, get MONEY OFF your goodies with code 10DONTPANIC, cause love don't cost a thing. 

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