06 Wednesday 06th August 2014
The people behind Electric Zoo Festival, a dance fest in New York, have released an anti-drug PSA in hope that this year's event will be decidedly less sweaty. There's been a tragic spate of MDMA-related deaths at EDM festivals in America recently, so as lame as the video may be, it's probably a pretty good idea to encourage folks to err on the side of caution.
Of course, if you're like me, you probably think MDMA is really fun and generally harmless - the only downside being a sore jawbone and a mouth that feels like you gargled mashed up razor-blades. To an extent, this is true. But remember, the elixir of euphoria that gives you that magical serotonin boost has probably been polluted by ugly toxins which can kill you dead.
So even if it feels like the drugs aren't kicking in, don't pop another one straight away you stupid anus! Just wait another 20 minutes and see how you're doing, even if it feels like a challenge greater than Everest. Which it will.
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