EUROPE'S SEXIEST VEGETARIAN- RUNNER UP

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EUROPE'S SEXIEST VEGETARIAN- RUNNER UP



Written by Don't Panic
14 Wednesday 14th January 2009
PETA has announced the winners of its Sexiest European Vegetarian 2009. The male winner was one Ludwig Lindstrom (pictured right) from Sweden. We didn't really like the look of Ludwig - look how sexy he thinks he is and why is he holding his chin like that? We thought runner-up Ben Loka was much fitter and what's more, we found out he had this funny Youtube channel with like 18,000 subscribers (see one of his videos below). Plus no one ever remembers a runner-up. It's not very fair. There were hundreds of entrants to PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian 2009, so Ben did pretty well.
 
How long have you been a vegetarian?
It was about four years ago – I went to a Hare Krishna temple. They had nice food and I realised that I didn't need to eat meat. Then I saw a video about slaughter houses. Made me feel guilty.
Can you tell us a bit about your cow-protection scheme?
Yeah it's called Ahimsa, which means non-violence in Sanskrit. I'm trying to create cruelty free milk.
Oh yeah. We did a piece a while ago on that. Apparently if the cows aren't treated right you get puss in the milk.
Yeah… that's true.
We heard Ludwig is gay?
Did you? I didn't know.
Does that bother you?
Not at all.
But, when you think about it, that means he effectively eats meat.
Yeah, you're right. There's a loophole in the competition. Perhaps I can get it back at the 11th hour.
Are you angry that you didn’t win?
Yeah it's disappointing cos no one ever remembers the runner-up sexiest vegetarian in Europe.
That's true. How did you get so far?
Mainly from the fans on my Youtube channel.
It says on your Peta profile that you do karate. Could you kick Ludwig’s arse?
That's a bit outdated… but if it came to it I probably could yeah.
Maybe that's how this competition should be decided.
I agree. Perhaps you could arrange it.
We will try.
 

This is an official call out to Ludwig - if you are out there we think Ben was robbed. If you're any kind of man at all, you'll face him fair and square mano-a-vegetarian-mano. 

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