I smashed my useless fingers into my clammy keyboard this morning - like I always fucking do - and logged myself straight onto the internet. What did I find? A lot of tweets and shares about a male model called Ricki Hall. I say model, what I actually mean is 'alt-model' aka a decent looking guy who got a shit-load of throat tattoos within the space of six months and now only does campaigns for Diesel.
Ricki is in a bit of hot water after a 'lifestyle' interview he did in this weekend's Sunday Times, where he explained his average day. Unsurprisingly, he came off a right shit, largely due to an odd statement about the homeless:
He also admitted to drinking Nespresso and wearing women's jogging bottoms.
I'll hand it to Ricki. Seeing as he's a model and his job entails being seen and not heard, then he's done a bang tidy piece of PR with this one. I'll also hand it to the Sunday Times, whose budget for online content is so low that they've still got a paywall on their website. As I can't be the only one who's now desperate to pay £3 to read the full article, I envision that this powerful tryst of Sunday supplement trolling has only benefited both parties.
Just as it's benefited me, who can once again bring you the stellar Monday content without having to leave the house.