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EXPECTANT FATHERS OF THE LAD BIBLE COMMENTS SECTION

Expectant Fathers Of The Lad Bible Comments Section
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EXPECTANT FATHERS OF THE LAD BIBLE COMMENTS SECTION



Written by Jack Blocker
22 Monday 22nd September 2014

The role of the expectant father has changed. The image of the hopeful husband squeezing his wife's hand while she pushes out his first born has been replaced by a far more contemporary vision of the modern male - not to mention one with much more banter.

Pacing the hospital halls, offering soothing words and basking in the profound majesty of human life has taken a back seat to snapping a quality selfie just as the sprog's crowning head tears your bird's vagina asunder! 

Earlier today, Lad Bible uploaded a pic of a serious DadLAD bantering about with a cuppa while his wife attempts to lessen the pain of her newly hemorrhaging anus by sucking down oxygen in the background:

Lol.

And in true Bantagion style the DadLAD pissing contest commenced in the comment section. Can anyone get Obama on the phone, because I think these lads are due a trip to Bantanamo Bay! Legendary! Quality! You're not going to believe this! How'd he get away with that?!

BONUS! One reader sent us this gem. Thanks Simon!

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