FOOTBALL PITCH FUCKING FOR PUBLICITY

Football Pitch Fucking For Publicity
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FOOTBALL PITCH FUCKING FOR PUBLICITY



Written by Jack Blocker
26 Thursday 26th February 2015

There are a lot of people out there who make significantly more money than you. But they aren't all bankers, doctors, drug dealers or fighter pilots. They're regular folk who are remunerated a handsome sum to generate ideas a teenager could spunk out in his sleep. Or in this case, spunk over. 

A Vine has surfaced that appears to show a couple getting busy on the halfway line at The Valley, the home of Charlton Athletic football club. Check it out!

As any ideas man knows, sex is far more engaging than any good idea. If it took something more than sex to sell shit to a sewage plant, every ad-man in the world would be focusing their talents on writing the next Ulysses. That's why I don't think this clip is real. That's right, I refuse to believe this couple broke into The Valley in the dead of night to screw, and if this turns out to be anything more than a viral campaign for a dating app I'll buy a season ticket to Charlton (oh god please don't let it be real!!!)

One more basic criticism. A resolution of that quality wouldn't have a VHS static at the beginning. At least try, you bellends.

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