HRH the Queen of England is the latest member of the monarchy to blow up on twitter as of today, offering us a scintillating peek into the riveting life of an 88-year-old woman, who mainly serves as the puppet by which David Cameron can exploit the nation's mawkish and sentimental. Think the independence referendum. And tourism.
The Queen, a bloodline representative of brutal colonialism and Union Jack tat, tweeted about the Science Museum today under the handle @BritishMonarchy. Elizabeth, aware that her demise may call for a vote on the dissolution of the Monarchy, was probably pretty pissed off to find that the more obvious @Queen_UK was taken by a parody account. In it, she's portrayed as a twee, gin drinking sponge, who's only contributed to the mod's very own book deal.
The Queen, who reinforces the class divide one garden party at a time, took to twitter to support the launch of the Information Age Gallery at the Science Museum. One has now communicated via television address and twitter. Relate now, peasant.
Good use of the Science Museum #tag!
The Queen, whose family think their existence on earth is so valid that a nuptial moment should be commemorated with a day off for the whole nation during a recession (not bad tbh), has not actually got her own Twitter. She rather signed off on a tweet via an account that represents the monarchy as a whole. What a time to be alive.