GAME OF THRONES DILDO THRONE FOR SALE ON EBAY

Game Of Thrones Dildo Throne For Sale On eBay
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GAME OF THRONES DILDO THRONE FOR SALE ON EBAY



Written by Jack Blocker
17 Wednesday 17th June 2015

While all those things may be true, this throne of dildos differs from many viral perversions because it's actually available on eBay! The blurb reads:

"Yes, this is really happening. This is not a dream.

This incredible dildo throne, this erotic replica of the Game of Thrones Iron Throne, could be yours if you want it badly enough. 

This glorious object has been taken out of its original wrapping but is AS GOOD AS NEW. I can't emphasise that enough. (It comes with the wrapping, in case you want to smuggle it somewhere unnoticed.)

It is 6 feet tall, 4 feet wide, 3 feet 6 inches deep, and sits on a base with wheels attached.

If you run a sex festival, sex club, or if you've just been feeling like there was a dildo-throne-shaped hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with both hands?"

Note. It is marked as 'Used.'

So get bidding! The reserve is £650, but when you factor in the cost of this many dildos, not to mention the man hours, the swords and the repeat trips to Homebase for cans of black spraypaint, it's a bargain at twice the price.

There's also a video of the guy selling it. He won it in a competition, apparently:

 

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