02 Monday 02nd March 2015
This must be why the posh wank exists, because surely no one is under the misapprehension that UKIP voters have sex.
Sure, Nigel Farage can mask his questionable characteristics with a charm that appeals to women who remember the War, but that doesn't mean his followers are able to do the same. I certainly doubt they'd need a UKIP condom. That's right, the prophylactic was being handed out at the UKIP conference last week, as the most un-laid party in Britain seemed to be all but assuring the few attendees still capable of procreating couldn't do so.
So if you're sick of the ladies flying vagina-first at your penis, stick one of these in your wallet before you hit the tiles. That should do the trick.
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