The Fleshlight Launchpad is the first iPad accessory you can stick your dick into. Yep, we've reached that point in society folks. Men are now so bad at picking up women (eeewwwwwwwww) that they need to start fucking their Apple products.
Obviously the company claims the rubber iPad case is for those wanting to add a bit of spice to a long distance relationship, but I'm not buying it. I feel bad for the first sad, lonely man caught thrusting in-n-out of one of these while Fake Casting Agent streams on their device. Poor guy.
The dubstep soundtrack only makes things worse.
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