08 Tuesday 08th July 2014
Do you own a Heisenberg t-shirt with mayonnaise stains on it? Can you quote Super Troopers and crush bong rips for breakfast? Did your girlfriend leave you because you've got pressure sores from the couch and erectile dysfunction? Is your career goal to wage a war of attrition on personal hygiene, JustEat.co.uk and your social graces?
If you've answered 'YES' to any of these, then you might have the skills for a new vacancy at Netflix! The company is currently hiring a UK/Ireland tagger. This means they need a real rockstar to analyse viewing trends so they can better enslave future generations to On Demand television.
If that sounds a little complex don't worry. Put simply, they're looking for the sort of maverick who lets the 30 second count down run out when a show ends AKA a person who knows Claire Underwood from House Of Cards better than their own mum.
You can apply here.
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