I spotted this a few months ago but I decided not to write about it. I think you've really gotta step back and look in the mirror if you're the first to know about marijuana lube, so I kept it on the DL until now.
The company is in California and the product is called Foria. It costs $88. The lube is infused with THC and it turns your private parts into a feckless, unemployed manchild who mainlines Doritos between bouts of Xbox Live trolling and fruitless masturbation. LOL JK it makes you feel all sexy and stuff. But don't take my word for it, take 32-year-old Sarah's:
So there you go ladies, rub some Foria on your snizz and have the best orgasms of your life. Here are a few more testimonials. They've got a real 'Eat Pray Love' sort of vibe going on.
Foria Testimonial from Foria on Vimeo.
This woman describes the feeling as 'seeping, warm, tingling.' Gross.
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