GROSS: SKATEBOARDS ARE THE HOT NEW ACCESSORY FOR NYC YUPPIES

Gross: Skateboards Are The Hot New Accessory For NYC Yuppies
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GROSS: SKATEBOARDS ARE THE HOT NEW ACCESSORY FOR NYC YUPPIES



Written by Jack Blocker
01 Wednesday 01st July 2015

For instance, meet Cyril Therien, a 39-year-old IT specialist who claims his skateboard is a "chick magnet."

Cyril claims he chats up 2-3 ladies PER DAY because of his unusual ride and tailored suit. He even plans to start his own blog, called Dapper Deck. Christ. I'm sure he also drinks a lot of craft beer and massages his stubble with beard balm. In all honesty, I'm happy for the guy. Kudos to him for finding something to compensate for his terrible personality. It's also given him the opportunity to pose with a skateboard sandwiched between two hired models!

*jealous*

Here he is shredding.

Now that New York features yuppy skateboarding pick up artists, along with untenable living costs and Donald Trump, it's time we declared it the worst city on earth.

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