04 Thursday 04th September 2014
TRIGGER WARNING: If you've seen the picture of the Selfie Toaster and desperately want to buy it, you probably should you big nerd. This is only way the boy/girl of your dreams is going to want to get anywhere near your awful face.
This is how it works:
Stage 1) You send a pic of your grinning mug to the company who upload it to the toaster.
Stage 2) You put your toast in, wait for it to pop, and then you've got a nice slice with your face on it!
Stage 3) Give it to your crush.
Stage 4) Celibacy confirmed!
BUY IT RIGHT NOW.
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