HOW TO BE RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE

How to be Racist to White People
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HOW TO BE RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE



Written by Secunder Kermani
06 Monday 06th October 2008

Everyone knows about racism towards ethnic minorities - all blacks are thieves, Asians all own corner shops and stink of curry, and all Chinesey people look identical etc etc… but hard as white people may find it to believe, it works the other way round too…

 

Indignant white people everywhere will be shocked, “Racist to me?! But I’m white! There’s nothing to take the piss out of…” Well I’ve got news for you my pasty-faced friends… Here’s an insight into some of the most common comments that are made when white people aren’t around:

 

White people

To pre-empt any comments on the article, yes I’m aware that if this was about any other race I would be in maximal trouble. All I can say is: “Enjoy it like we enjoyed colonialism…”

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