HUMAN FULFILS LIFE-LONG DREAM OF FLASHING TITS ON GOOGLE MAPS

Human Fulfils Life-Long Dream Of Flashing Tits On Google Maps
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HUMAN FULFILS LIFE-LONG DREAM OF FLASHING TITS ON GOOGLE MAPS



Written by Jack Blocker
01 Wednesday 01st April 2015

What strength would a man find if he were to comb all corners of the earth? What truths would he uncover, and what conclusions would he reach? As much as fear, war and death would drape the charted globe in a darkened veil, I believe incidents of light would still puncture the shroud.

In this case, Google Maps is undertaking the journey, and the shining light is Karen Davis' sizeable breasts. The Australian heard that the company's globe-trekking would be passing through her neighbourhood, so she thought she'd finally fulfil a life-long dream of flashing her tits on the internet.

“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Ms Davis told her local paper. #FreeTheNipple this was not, as female empowerment and solidarity crumbled in the face of Davis' bravery. She says that the primary detractors have been women in the area.

“All the flat-tittie chicks think I am disgusting. Big-boob envy has hit Port Pirie.”

Those jealous bitches.

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