I FINALLY FOUND THE WORST SEX TOY EVER

I Finally Found The Worst Sex Toy Ever
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I FINALLY FOUND THE WORST SEX TOY EVER



Written by Jack Blocker
12 Tuesday 12th August 2014

It's the Glovin Life, and it looks like an engineering school failure decided to exact his revenge on a pink marigold and a NES controller.

The glove takes away the strain of having to actually grip the dildo when you use it. You slip your hand into the glove, attach a sex toy, select a setting and let the motor do the work. I made this handy gif to demonstrate:

So rather than having to hold your Rabbit and push it in and out, you can just flop your hand on your vagina like a wet towel, and the glove will do the work for you.

Naturally, most people would be concerned about inserting their hand into a robotic rubber glove then placing it within ten feet of their genitals, let alone inside. Luckily, the freaks who try to crowdfund these ideas rarely care about common sense. At least the cock-ring pedometer doesn't look like John Waters' torture equipment

You can check out their Indiegogo page here. If you must.

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