“I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR DEEP FAT FRYER.”

“I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Deep Fat Fryer.”
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“I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR DEEP FAT FRYER.”



Written by Johny Chhetri
Photos and illustrations by Amanda Wayne
10 Tuesday 10th August 2010

So you thought the Peckham Terminator was just a one-off? Well friend, you have been seriously mistaken. Let’s travel to Toledo, Ohio where we encounter the Ohio Terminator! Could she be the Midwestern cousin of the Peckham Terminator or the T-1000 of this story? Only time will tell if we’ll see them fighting in a steel mill until one of them falls into molten steel and dies, which would benefit society – if only by a miniscule amount!

 
 
According to our buddies at the BBC, this 25-year-old woman from Ohio went buck-wild over some chicken nuggets! Apparently she wanted those golden morsels of chicken-y delights during breakfast time, but couldn’t, because it was BREAKFAST time and chicken nuggets are usually a lunch-time acquaintance.
 
Note how she is still unstoppable after the employees of the restaurant try to lock the drive-through window; she’s so strong that she just slid open with one swift movement of the arm and nailed her first victim square in the jaw. Note also how she takes the time to limber up right before she pummels her second victim into submission!
 
It took three women to slide that window shut against the might of this chicken nugget obsessed woman, who doesn’t let something like that get in her way! And just as it looks as though she’s backing down and accepting defeat, akin to her Peckham counterpart, she breaks through the window as a warning message to all you fast-food chains in the state of Ohio... give this lady her chicken nuggets, or else!
 
The 25-year-old has since been sentenced to 60 days behind bars in Ohio.

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