INSTANT WIFE DGAF ABOUT RODEO THREESOME

Instant Wife DGAF About Rodeo Threesome
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INSTANT WIFE DGAF ABOUT RODEO THREESOME



Written by Jack Blocker
17 Friday 17th July 2015

Last week at a rodeo in Canada called the Calgary Stampede, Alexis thought she'd take a break from all the horse wrangling, bull-riding and mutton-busting to go have sex with two pals in a quieter part of the arena. But because this is 2015, some creeper was lurking in the shadows to film Alexis' impromptu threesome and put it on the internet. Although it totally passed me by (I thought I was always abreast of Canadian sex news), apparently the clip went gangbusters in the States and soon everyone knew about Calgary's 'Trampede.'

You can watch it here if you like.

I know what you're thinking: "Hey, I'm a pretty progressive person and all that, but a public threesome at a large scale rodeo in the flood-lit passages of an enormous arena might even be a little much for me." And honestly, I'd agree with you. We've all done some wild things in our time, but getting dicked-down by two literal cowboys probably hasn't been ticked off many of our bucket lists.

But even if it has, it's unlikely that footage of yours was stuck on the net. This is why Alexis is my new hero. Instead of cowering in the face of her threesome, she didn't just come out swinging, she came out windmilling her fists and screaming incoherently. She uploaded this video as a response.

It's a vlog in which she explains the situation. She gets hammered in front of the camera. She pretends to fellate a cucumber. Her dog shows up. In short, she seems pretty jokes, and could no doubt turn the lamest house party into a drug-dreched rager you'd talk about for the next six months.

More importantly, she says we all make mistakes, and while she's not exactly proud of it, she doesn't regret it. Drunken sex is fun, after all. I'm sure the two dudes involved have no regrets either, but the internet didn't manage to identify them (crazy how that works). In a culture of online shaming, it's nice to see someone belligerently refuse to be shamed. Or even slightly embarrassed. 

However she still might have to deal with the legal ramifications of sex in a public area  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Call me Alexis!

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