INTRODUCING THE NICOLAS CAGEWIPER

Introducing The Nicolas Cagewiper
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INTRODUCING THE NICOLAS CAGEWIPER



Written by Jack Blocker
04 Tuesday 04th November 2014

There are companies out there making things some of us can only dream of. Then there are other companies, making gimmicky products that some of us would only buy to capitalise off the viral popularity of a celeb. In this case, it's a windshielder wiper honouring actor-cum-internet curio Nicolas Cage.

Nic Cage was pretty good in Raising Arizona and Leaving Las Vegas, but somewhere down the line the m'lords of the net decided they would source a few lulzy scenes from his Wicker Man re-hash and make him bigger than that cat with Down's Syndrome. 

The wiper belongs to a Redditor, and I'm sure he's bathing in Gold as we speak. Perhaps this product is the apex in Cage stuff. Maybe in the years to come, we'll say "turn on the Nicolas Cage" when it starts raining on a drive. Or "the Nicolas Cage is full of insects". Like bees.

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