Last year, Michigan man Martin Duram was half-dressed at home when he was killed in a flurry of bullets. Found alongside the body was Duram's wife, Glenna, still alive after shooting herself in the head; she's suspected of killing him and attempting suicide. An unlikely witness is Duram's pet parrot, Bud, who has taken to repeating the phrase 'don't fucking shoot' in what Duram's family describe as his accent. However, it's highly unlikely that Bud will be called to trial as he might've picked up the phrase elsewhere.
But what is Bud's alibi for the evening in question? What's his motive? Can his claws operate a firearm? These troubling questions have yet to be answered.
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