After this weekend's gathering of chart-busting acts and cheeky balloons at Scotland's T in the Park, a lad called Nick Johnston tweeted this to the festival:
As this nation decided to forgo the tried and tested comedic tropes of wit and cynicism about a decade ago, replacing them with the laughs provided alcohol-based coercion, downed pints of effluent and bullying, the prospect of a group of lads incarcerating their mate in a tent then abandoning him seemed totally plausible.
It's fucking banter mate, and if it's going to be sick then it might just cost your toilet privileges and the use of your limbs.
As a result, the police got involved.
A couple of hours ago, a report surfaced on Scotland's Daily Record claiming that Scott was just "having a laugh."
Fear not, Great Britain. Along with excellent banter merchants, our fine Union still retains a healthy collection of piss-takers.