20 Friday 20th February 2015
In this age of economic crises, murderous caliphates and public service liquidation, I bet you're thinking ‘who has time for politics?’ You could be playing Tekken Tag Tournament on the PS2 or walking your dog. Well pull that head out of the sand - that game is over 10 years old and you’re dog is ugly.
It’s time to grow up and take an interest in politics, and there’s no better subject to kick off your tutelage than Germany’s iron-fisted matriarch, Angela Merkel.
Here are her Key stats:
Ban Ki-moon affectionately calls her Angela Mercules.
Lends money as insurance. Chases up debts.
Favourite wrestler is Triple H
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