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KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER GIANT BUTT RULE THE WORLD

Kim Kardashian And Her Giant Butt Rule The World
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KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER GIANT BUTT RULE THE WORLD


Written by Jack Blocker
12 Wednesday 12th November 2014

If you're mega-rich, ridiculously attractive and possessing no discernible talent, then why not leak your own attempt at amateur smut in exchange for international stardom? People leverage the health of entire economies against the volatile behaviour of imaginary money, then get bailed out by the government when they fuck us all over - and we act like Kim has betrayed our very notion of morality.

After seeing the new cover for Paper Magazine, I reckon Kim's stopped trying to convince us she's anything more than a pretty face and a truly transcendent butt. And for that, I thank her.

Plus, she seems pretty self-aware about the whole thing:

LOL Kim u r 2 much!!!11!1!

UPDATE: SHE WENT FULLY NAKED. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR FOLKS, I'M QUITTING THE NET:

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