14 Friday 14th August 2015
Grab a notepad and jot this down. Get a pigeon and strap a coin-purse full of cocaine to its breast. Lob it in the air and have it fly to your associates being held at her Majesty's pleasure. Or just to your mate down the road. Or maybe just to you.
Essentially, we're through the looking glass, because guards at La Reforma prison, Costa Rica, recently intercepted a pigeon that had been sent on a cocaine crop dusting mission.
Look at this fucking lad:
Like a good sport, the avian Escobar also brought in some weed, just in case the homies hoovered themselves into a serious case of lockjaw:
The pigeon faces 40 days in jail, so he doesn't fly straight back to his narcofanciers.
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