If history has taught us anything, it's that there's no greater suffering than the suffering of a privately educated white man whose job is to drink pints of ale and rile up racial prejudice in the home counties. The oft-oppressed Nigel Farage, beleaguered head of UKIP, is really feeling the heat as the general election looms.
Even though right-minded Britons want to get rid of the Polish and free ourselves from the tyrannical socialism of those barmy Brussels bureaucrats at the EU, the BBC refuses to let them on the telly. At the BBC Opposition Leaders Debate, Nigel Farage turned on the audience, calling them remarkable "even by the standards of the left-wing BBC."
Poor guy. This awful liberal conspiracy needs to get off his back.
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