LETTERS TO WESLEY SNIPES

Letters To Wesley Snipes
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LETTERS TO WESLEY SNIPES



Written by Jack Blocker
09 Tuesday 09th April 2013

When God closes a door, he makes sure to open a window. This has never been more true than in the past couple of days. When Magret Thatcher died, a man was born to lessen the blow. But not in a way that men are usually born as babies out of a women, but born in the way that they are released from a 2 year prison sentence. That man is my main man Wesley Snipes, who had to go to prison because he accidently wrote '$0' on his income tax return, when he was supposed to write '$24,000,000.' This honest mistake did not fly with the IRS, and they decided to lock him up. Even though he was in Blade and that film where he stabs up a baddie in the eyeball with a Parker Pen.

But even in prison, Wesley was never alone. He had a loyal fanbase from 4Chan who sent him letters of support, which must've made those 2 years fly by. Fly by like that blade he uses in Blade to kill 3 vampires at once. Sick.

More anti-society, anti-vampire posturing @JackBlocker

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