Ah, weekends. Aren't they grand? For one thing, when Lindsay Lohan announces that she "may run for president" in 2020 on Instagram, most of us are too drunk to notice. Sadly, time soldiers on and Monday comes around, meaning we all learn about LiLo's misguided quest for office eventually:
Of course, any old American with lots of money and substance abuse issues can say they're going to run. From Kanye to Roseanne Barr, we all know nothing will come of it. But then again, there was probably a time when people would have said the same thing about Donald Trump, or even Ronald Reagan.
Will Lindsay break the mould? Probably not, especially after she spoiled her chances with her next Instagram post:
You can't become the leader of the free world after exhibiting such deference to the Queen. America fought a war for that.