LONELY STONERS - THERE'S NOW A DATING APP JUST FOR YOU

Lonely Stoners - There's Now A Dating App Just for You
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LONELY STONERS - THERE'S NOW A DATING APP JUST FOR YOU



Written by Jack Blocker
09 Monday 09th February 2015

First dates can be a daunting experience. Meeting someone you probably fancy in a pub you'd never otherwise visit can be awfully trying on the soul. It can feel like it takes all the blood in your body just to summon a coherent sentence, and imperceptible moments of hush can seem like months. Because of this, most folks wouldn't pre-game for the event by zeroing bowl after bowl of Bubblegum Kush. Talking points are going to be a test, and your glazed expression, blood-shot eyes and flawless back-rolling technique might not impress over a couple of Peronis.

That's why a guy called Todd Mitcham created High There, a dating app that ensures your match is 4/20 friendly prior to the date. After being ditched by a few ladies who didn't take kindly to his habit, Todd thought he'd better stop asking 'do you party?' and simply make it a pre-requisite instead.

High There matches you with fellow smokers in the area. Better yet, it uses criteria to determine what sort of stoner you are. If a joint submits you to a horrifying cascade of malaise and low self-esteem, you'll be linked with fellow souls who just want to stay indoors.

If a hit slaps your synapses into action, then you'll be paired with stoners as active as you.

Sadly, the app is only available in US states where Marijuana is legal. For now, you'll just have to put 'must be 420 friendly' below your Tinder profile.

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