24 Thursday 24th July 2014
I always thought Fifty Shades Of Grey was about a forty-something housewife from Chester experiencing oral for the first time. After watching the trailer for the film adaptation, it turns out I was wrong.
It practically looks like Shame - not to mention the lead actress, who is a stone cold megababe. Brb, going to Waterstones.
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