19 Wednesday 19th March 2014
Well, this explains a lot.
The jury in the trial of publicist and renowned shithead Max Clifford had to be sent out for laughing this afternoon as an alleged victim gave evidence in relation the sketchy old man's penis size. The court has previously heard claims that his penis is “tiny” and no more than two-and-a-half inches when erect, which is unfortunate. Read about it here, because this is Don't Panic, not Reuters.
One of our favourite illustrators, Wolfmask, put together this little gem upon hearing the news of Max's unfortunate situation.
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