NIGEL FARAGE'S PROPER FUCKING LUNCH

Nigel Farage's Proper Fucking Lunch
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NIGEL FARAGE'S PROPER FUCKING LUNCH



Written by Jack Blocker
11 Thursday 11th June 2015

Last night on the gaunlet of political fist-swinging and Dapper Laughs apologies, Newsnight, former UKIP election strategist Raheem Kassam revealed that Nigel Farage used to treat himself to a "Proper Fucking Lunch" once a week. At the events, which were known as "PFLs", each guest would be expected to put away two bottles of wine before the meal could be declared over.

Whether they were also expected to fellate a goat or hog-tie a captive Romanian is mere supposition. Right now, all we know is PFLs existed and they caused Emily Maitlis to say "Fucking" on the BBC's most important 50 minutes of current affairs programming:

In a recent interview with the Guardian, Kassam described the UKIP campaign as more pub crawl than political canvas, even going so far as to call it a "clusterfuck." It seems that many MPs were too battered by lunch to keep spreading the word into the afternoon. It actually sounds like it was a lot of fun.

Sorry.

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