PORNHUB WANTS TO MAKE A PORNO IN SPACE

Pornhub Wants To Make A Porno In Space
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PORNHUB WANTS TO MAKE A PORNO IN SPACE



Written by Jack Blocker
11 Thursday 11th June 2015

Whether it's their potty-mouth interns or their hilarious comments section, Pornhub loves a bit of shameless publicity. Now they've decided to start a crowdfund campaign to raise money for a porno shoot in space, titled SEXPLORATION. It's a great idea, because we can all think about how funny it would be to see jizz float in zero gravity, and Pornhub can snag all this free publicity without really having to do anything.

All in all, more people will spend their evenings in Incognito mode, furiously buffing what's left of them.

Here's the prize for the highest possible donation one can make to SEXPLORATION (of a $3.4 million target).

As you can probably guess from the video and terrible prize bundle, this is obviously not expected to happen. if you are genuinely let down by this, then take solace in Johnny Sins' striking resemblance to Mr Horse from Ren & Stimpy:

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