It’s been two whole weeks since the nation voted to voluntarily eat itself – so now is the time to turn off the news, take a deep breath, and take stock of the funny shit that’s been happening since.
It was only a matter of time before we started to see the sexy side in all of this. Luckily for us, Hugo-nominated author Chuck Tingle writes quicker than a fox and has done the dirty so you don’t have to.
So if homo-erotic political prose is your kind of funky, look no further – at $2.76 a pop, this is one indulgence that won't break the bank.
In a clever twist of fate, many of the individuals suffering most from feelings of Regrexit are in fact those who supported it so ardently in the first place.
Take Tim Martin – founder of the Wetherspoons pub chain, who pledged £224,000 of his own cash towards printing pro-Leave beer mats, only to find a whopping £18 million wiped off his shares in the days following the vote. Have a beer, Tim.
Will Young’s Tour Bus
Having successfully fulfilled its intended purpose of conditioning a nation of Eurosceptics, the infamous ‘Vote Leave’ tour bus has since been repurposed to an equally sinister end: ferrying Will Young to Glastonbury Festival 2016.
The pairing may seem unorthodox, but look a little closer and you’ll see that Will has in fact been pedalling this line since as early as 2003:
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