PRINCE GEORGE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS SILLY

Prince George's Birth Certificate Is Silly
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PRINCE GEORGE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS SILLY



Written by Aisha Nozari
07 Wednesday 07th August 2013

Have you guys seen Prince Georges’ birth certificate yet? Probably not because hopefully it’s not something too many people give a shit about. But it’s worth giving a glance if only to scorn and mock a little.

Which is exactly what I did when I noticed that Prince William had listed his wife’s occupation as ‘Princess of England.’ Are you freaking kidding me? What does that even mean? It sounds like something you’d say to a toddler to evoke an esteem boner. I get that it’s just a desperate attempt from William to make his wife feel like a valued monarchy member, but really? Surely you could muster up something a little more imaginative. What about ‘dragon slayer’ or ‘royal thug’ or something? Those sound way cooler.

Also whoever filled this form out has REALLY messy handwriting, so they should probably sort that out. Have a nice day.

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