PROTEST UK PORN LAWS WITH NEW APP SQUIRT ALERT

Protest UK Porn Laws with new App Squirt Alert
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PROTEST UK PORN LAWS WITH NEW APP SQUIRT ALERT



Written by Jack Blocker
16 Tuesday 16th December 2014

Last week, the government passed a law banning face-sitting, fisting and squirting from UK porn. In reaction, about four people, accompanied by 12 million photojournalists, sat on each others' faces outside Parliament, in a brazen battle for the freedom of British smut.

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Despite the activists' determination, they failed to realise that no one actually watches UK porn. Partly because its budget cowers beneath its American counterpart, and partly because the 'stars' look like unemployed service workers, trafficked humans or both. Despite the attention the protest received, I can't imagine its lasting impact will be felt - or watched. Because like basketball and diners, porn is something best left to the Yanks.

While the laws might not be reverted anytime soon, the LOLs are on full blast. After the protest, a tech company released an app called Squirt Alert, which lets you unload on the faces of anti-ejaculators like a digital Cytherea (who is a pornstar famous for squirting like Old Faithful that a friend told me about, as I had honestly never heard of her).

For more info about the app, head to the website.

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