Recently, Boris' sister, Rachel, sent a real gem of a tweet to our beloved PM:
Naturally, it was quickly deleted, and in true Conservative style, BoJo's sis claimed she was 'hacked'. Probably by those lefties at Anonymous or something:
I think there are two potential reasons for this clanger. Firstly, that she was in cahoots with Cameron. Drunk on Aperol and pints of foaming ale, they engaged in some self-deprecating 'japes', goading each other with outrageous dares. Anything would fly, because they sport the cavalier confidence imbued in the Upper Classes. You limp-wristed peasant.
Just wait until Cameron satisfies Rachel's dare. Maybe he'll shit on the fountain in Trafalgar Square, in true Bullingdon style? Or perhaps he'll replace NHS A&Es with an automated triage designed by Atos?
Alternatively, there's the theory (mine, made up in the last 2 minutes) that Rachel is actually a neo-champion of the left. A foul-mouthed Caroline Lucas slowly undermining the coalition with bolshy tweets. This is a small start, but it's grabbed our attention. Her bluff is to claim she was hacked, but that's merely a ploy to disguise her bigger plan.
Who knows when this revolution will occur, or what it will entail. But I, for one, proclaim myself #TeamRachel.